That's right. A pregnant belly. All the rage this summer. Or haven't you heard?
My pant size is currently the most rapidly growing item in this whole homegrown venture. It isn't as lovely or as delicate as the pictures below, so we'll not harp on it. Or how totally nauseating dog farts smell during the first trimester. Or how nice and cold and welcome the smooth porcelain of my toilet feels at any given hour of the day. Or how obsessively delicious seedless watermelon and nacho cheesy Doritos have become. Don't tell me what's in them. I don't want to know. I can only concede that it was a fatal attraction and moment of weakness on the chip aisle. End of story.
Come fall, however, we'll be downright wallowing in homegrown beauty and lovesickness. But, in the meantime, let me give you the more pleasant side of spring.
Blueberries
Peaches
Grapes
Tubs of Potatoes
Broccoli
Pears
Busy Chickens
It appears there is new growth at every turn, and it is shaping up to be a bountiful summer.
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