Don't answer. It was rhetorical.
Meet the reasons I love the Ranch. Meet my happy place.
Harley. The bull. As if you needed to be told. What a beefcake.
The Harem. That Harley is a lucky man.
The cutest, sweetest, fuzzy wuzzy offspring I've ever seen.
"Faster, sweetheart. Here comes that crazy lady who wants to hug on us some more. That just ain't right."
Girls with an appetite. I feel ya, ladies.
The face of a dirty, tired, happy kid. Now, that is what a boy is supposed to look like.
Child labor. He's not terribly efficient, but he's free.
I have the coolest mother ever. Do you see that look of adoration on my son's face?
Feedin' time.
My daddy.
And finally, an Oklahoma sunset. Best ones I've ever seen.
I just left the ranch, and leaving isn't easy. This girl's roots grow deep. So now, when I get homesick, I just close my eyes, conjure up the smell of manure, and I'm home.
On second thought, better just close one eye.
You never know where your boot will land.













